A hand-woven, hand-blocked, custom-sized
Montecristi Panama hat is an awesome present.
(How do I get on your gift list?)
A Montecristi Panama hat is a very big deal. No other hat in the world, no other hat in history, has more caché. No other hat conjures up more fantasies of tropical romance and adventure, starring one’s self stylin’ ’neath the palms™.
Be assured, you will make someone’s daydreams come true when you give a custom-made Brent Black Montecristi Panama hat. Some say a Panama hat doesn’t get any better than that.
You don’t have to know anything about anyone’s hat size or favorite style. Just a name and address. I’ll take care of all the hat stuff. I’ve been taking care of Montecristi hat stuff for more than twenty years.
In a world of mass-produced and globally franchised everything, you are giving a gift that is made by hand, specifically and personally for the person who will wear it.
A rare gift.
Brace yourself for years of gratitude.
Knowing full well that he will put it on, look in the mirror, and begin to think he’s a suave, romantic, adventurous rogue who can have his way with you? Your call.
Two ways to get it exactly right.
Want to know why this is better than trying to give him a finished hat in a box?
Includes: A hand-blocked, custom-sized Montecristi Roll-up Optimo ($500 value). Gift package materials include special custom gift card, tape measure and instructions, 14-page color booklet, easy directions for receiving the perfect hat, and hand-woven gift box. Also included in the price: Priority Mail shipping of the Gift Pack ($30 value), roundtrip postage for size test bands ($20 value), personal consultation, Priority Mail shipping for the hat ($30 value).
For U.S. customers, shipping charges are included. For non-U.S. customers, an additional $80 will be added at checkout to cover increased shipping charges.
Includes: A hand-blocked, custom-sized Montecristi Roll-up Marcie Polo ($600 value). Gift package materials include special custom gift card, tape measure and instructions, 14-page color booklet, easy directions for receiving the perfect hat, and hand-woven gift box. Also included in the price: Priority Mail shipping of the Gift Pack ($30 value), roundtrip postage for size test bands ($20 value), personal consultation, Priority Mail shipping for the hat ($30 value).
For U.S. customers, shipping charges are included. For non-U.S. customers, an additional $80 will be added to cover increased shipping charges.
Includes: Your choice of hand-blocked Montecristi Classic Fedora, Havana Fedora, Montego Bay Fedora, Optimo, The Lover, or Marcie Polo. Gift package materials include special custom gift card, tape measure and instructions, 14-page color booklet, easy directions for receiving the perfect hat, and hand-woven gift box. Also included in the price: Priority Mail shipping for the Gift Pack ($30 value), roundtrip postage for size test bands ($20 value), personal consultation, Priority Mail shipping for the hat ($30 value).
Prices: $715, $915, $1115, $1465, $1865, $2365.
For U.S. customers, shipping charges are included. For non-U.S. customers, an additional $80 will be added to cover increased shipping charges.
Includes: Your choice of hand-blocked, custom-sized Montecristi Plantation, Aficionado, Monte Carlo or Keeneland. Gift package materials include special custom gift card, tape measure and instructions, 14-page color booklet, easy directions for receiving the perfect hat, and hand-woven gift box. Also included in the price: Priority Mail shipping for the Gift Pack ($30 value), roundtrip postage for size test bands ($20 value), personal consultation, Priority Mail shipping for the hat ($30 value).
Prices: $815, $1015, $1215, $1565, $1965, $2465.
For U.S. customers, shipping charges are included. For non-U.S. customers, an additional $80 will be added to cover increased shipping charges.
Includes: Hand-blocked, custom-sized Montecristi Panama hat of a quality few have ever seen ($5000 value), gift package materials, roundtrip postage for size test bands, personal consultation, priority shipping & handling for hat. Recipient may choose any style, subject to availability of size and quality.
For U.S. customers, shipping charges are included. For non-U.S. customers, an additional $80 will be added to cover increased shipping charges.
Let’s suppose you are a president or prime minister or king or something, and you want a really good kiss-and-make-up present for the head of state of a neighboring nation with which you’ve just had a war. This is perfect. And if I might make a suggestion—give me a heads up before you go to war.
This is not a last-minute, snag-it-on-the-way-home-from-work, Six-Day-War sort of a present. This is a Simón Espinal hat. Simón is the best weaver in the world. He weaves three hats per year. They are available by subscription.
Call your neighbor now. It is easier to ask a person’s hat size before you attack than after. Plan your campaign.
A Simón Espinal hat is the perfect gift, regardless of the outcome. Gracious victor, or ass-kissing supplicant. It works either way.
Includes: Hand-blocked, custom-sized Montecristi Panama hat of supreme quality ($25,000 value), gift package materials, roundtrip postage for size test bands, personal consultation, priority shipping & handling for hat. Recipient may choose any style — the hat will be woven to match.
For U.S. customers, shipping charges are included. For non-U.S. customers, an additional $80 will be added to cover increased shipping charges.
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